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Posted on 17th Jul at 8:35 PM, with 61,720 notes,

evildilf2:

anarchblr:

edwad:

rslashrats:

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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster’s username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

wait a minute

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that’s me. that’s my post. what is this

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Posted on 17th Jul at 8:35 PM, with 22,503 notes,

pjackk:

noellevanious:

pjackk:

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars


Posted on 17th Jul at 8:34 PM, with 30,435 notes,

eggplantmaniac420:

never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset

Posted on 17th Jul at 6:28 PM, with 25,616 notes,

spiffiesttea:

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

a screenshot of a tumblr ask boxed. it is filled with anonymous asks in all caps saying, "GET SCARED!!! RAHHH!! GRGRGRRR!!"ALT
Posted on 17th Jul at 6:28 PM, with 233,769 notes,
ihavemace:
“ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
“kleefkruid:
“probably-crazy-writer:
“hamvendor:
“newtgeiszler:
“ anyewest:
“ loismacgiver:
“ novitiate2017:
“I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
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ihavemace:

ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

kleefkruid:

probably-crazy-writer:

hamvendor:

newtgeiszler:

anyewest:

loismacgiver:

novitiate2017:

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

tinder link in bio.

the replies:

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*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

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I’m sobbing

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

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